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Jeff Sessions may have to resign from being the Attourney General of the United States, but he's just getting started as an internationally acclaimed rock salesman.

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Times Jeff Sessions Perjured Himself, That We Know Of

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A lot of people ask why they should buy rocks. It is a good question. Here are some thoughts Jeff Sessions has had while lying to the American people about his involvement with Russia.

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